Today I had the unfortunate event of finding a dead cat lying in the middle of the walkway behind our house. I wasn't sure that it was completely gone, but after watching it for a while, it was soaked and never moved, I came to the conclusion. I called Grady at work to see what I should do. After hanging up with him, I phoned the animal loving neighbor lady with five cats to see if it was hers. She didn't answer, so I called animal control. They said that they would forward the message to an officer to come pick it up. A few hours later, Grady came home from work and called her. She said that it wasn't hers, but that she wanted to come take a look to see if it was another neighbors. While she was out there, Grady, Macy, and Stuart went out. She mentioned that she thought that maybe it was poisoned. Stuart looked direclty over Grady's shoulder and said, "Optimus, I told you not to poison the kitty" She looked at Grady and asked what he said. Grady replied, "Optimus, I told you not to poison the kitty." We are pretty sure that she didn't hear all of that statement. I just laughed until my tummy hurt, and had to share it with you all. The Transformers have become a huge part of Stu's life. He talks to them often.
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it freaked me out! he was dead serious, and looking over my shoulder when he said it. i actually had to look over my shoulder to make sure there wasnt a 40 foot robot shanding in the yard. i did explain to her that optimus was from the transformers. i think that she just saw him look at mee and say i told you not to poison the kitty. did ashli mention that we are pretty sure that this lady puts more value on animal life than human life? she may belong to PETA. ick!! personally that ws the best cat i have seen in along time. her cat sneeks over to our yard to do its buisness. i wouldnt poison animals i am about ready to get out the BB guns to take care of her cat!!! i am curtious enough that i will put it in our garbage can though.
Oh my gosh, that is HILArious!! Good old Stu! I'm sure your crazy neighbor is sitting over there trying to figure out how you off-ed it.HAHAHA - and on Halloween, too --I shouldn't laugh about this, dead animal and all, but Ashli you've told me about this woman before...and its just funny:)
P.S. - Jake's sitting here laughing, too:)
Hello from Worland,
That was a good Stu story. Hope Halloween was fun for all. Natalie was a cow and went trick or treatig for the first time. She made it around one whole block herself and ended up saying "More chocolate , please" at the end of the night instead of trick or treat! I was catching up and read about Myles, and that's kind of what Natalie had, except she just threw up ALL the time instead of crying a lot. We put her on Zantac and it seemed to help a bit, but not entirely. She did stop throwing up so much about 6-7 months. Hope it works for you! Hugs, Tharps
That is SO FUNNY! I started laughing when I read it!
ASh, this is so funny..leave it up to LiL Stu man to come off the wall with something so cute.
The way I see it, one less stray wondering...hehehe J/K, I just can't stand cats!!
Love u Guys
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